Lies I have told my parents that involved YOU

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  • I have a work management meeting tonight
  • "pizza place or movie theater tonight?" movie theater
  • Aaliyah can't get the alarm to work so Deja wants me to go out and help her figure out what's up and get the doors locked and the alarm set.
  • "they better be paying you for this" oh they are.
  • Just hanging out with some friends tonight
  • I have to go buy something for the store, they ran out
  • It took us forever to close tonight
  • My work friend Shauna just got broken up with yesterday and she doesn't want to sleep alone tonight, so I'm going to stay the night with her for comfort
  • I'm going on a backpacking trip with Robin, I'll be gone for a few days
  • "What time did you get back last night?" 1AM
  • I'm working at Jamba today
  • Yeah I have to work open to close today cause Deja has to work another store and asked me to stay
  • I have to work Jamba in the morning and close Pie
  • There's an employee screening tonight, no plus ones allowed though
  • Yeah they make us go into the theater earlier and do more tasks for the drive-in as well as all the theaters inside
  • They are having a private event tomorrow and wanted the janitors to come in tonight to make sure it's cleaned really well for them tomorrow
  • I have to work the South Jordan Jamba
  • I was hanging out with Rachel/Robin/Jessica/Sarah...
  • this is my friend 

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