Things I am owed in the divorce
Ninja creami frozen cup All of the wooden spoons/utensils The new can opener My costco card All of the parking in front of my house My towels from the downstairs bathroom My bath mats My sheets The space in my garage and garage shelf air purifiers and filters dryer balls glass and plastic Tupperware baking sheets and pans measuring cups and spoons cleaning supplies that are downstairs like the paper towel holder and the lazy Susan, and the bleach and windex my little purple cleaning machine our perfect pan for rice krispies my mortar and pestle all the fridge and freezer space that was taken lower wifi and utility bills the second bathroom the laundry room and space to air-dry our clothes the american girl doll/craft room the storage space under the stairs my backyard, free of judgement and the ability to do what I want to the control of our own thermostat the power to vacuum and clean whenever I want my house, my space, my rules.