Ominous Fortune Cookies

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Yaz is life
It do be like that sometimes
You're Gay
They are going to propose
Will you Marry Me?
They're talking about you
...
[Blank]
Don't go home tonight
We all know what you did
Don't trust them
A good fish always carries a lamp
Fools strut around like ostriches
Nobody can help you

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