What is a Jackal?
The dictionary defines a jackal as, "a type of canine, animals that are related to dogs, coyotes, foxes and wolves. They look like a cross between a German shepherd and a fox. They have the fox's small face, delicate legs and fluffy tail, with the German shepherd's long, alert ears."
The next common question that is asked about Jackals after what they are, is "Are Jackals dangerous?" Which google again provides the answer that, "Jackals are opportunistic predators, feeding on small to medium-sized animals. They weigh up to 14 kg and can grow to 85 cm in length. While they are not normally dangerous, they are still known to attack humans."
Although this answer seems to describe that jackals aren't that dangerous, you can take it with a grain of salt, considering that it comes from a news article titled, "The animals that inflict the most excruciating and gruesome deaths" so you take what you want to from it.
For another opinion on what to even classify a Jackal as I searched Urban Dictionary which gave me these 5 definitions:
1. An unathletic, freeloading valueless student at the University of Chicago, distinguished by their pretentiousness, self-entitlement, and general air of douchebaggery.
A slightly migratory species, jackals inhabit the library during finals week, the dining hall during feeding times, and hibernate in their dorms in between. Unlike their territorial namesake, jackals are completely oblivious of others. They create large messes and romp about at all hours of the night, showing utter disregard towards athletes and people with worthwhile goals.
2. A devious or mischievous person; someone who wishes ill-fate upon another.
3. Unsavory people who won't hesitate to rob or kill you for your paper. Usually come out at night.
4. A pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vulnerable victim, having taken what they want, the next Jackal in the pack moves in. Generally poor at conversation, jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. They show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. Jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanizing skills, and their general performance in relationships is piss poor! Subtlety and integrity are not weapons in the jackals hunting armor. Fashion is not a jackals strong-point, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to both about such things?
5. A guy who pretends to be your girlfriends guy friend but he is just waiting for a chance to steal her. He will cause arguments between you two and then say you are a jerk for being mad abut her having friends...then the scumbag will always be there listening to her complain about you. And when you both break up he moves in on your girl.
Now that you have all the information, it is your choice to decide.
What am I?
Who am I?
Am I the jackal who is harmless unless threatened and there's only a small chance of getting attacked?
Or am I a more dangerous mysterious animal that lurks in the dark, picking on anything that comes close, taking advantage of the the more vulnerable around them?
Or am I a douchebag from a University that has absolutely no respect for anyone or anything only caring about themselves?
Who am I?
You decide.
The next common question that is asked about Jackals after what they are, is "Are Jackals dangerous?" Which google again provides the answer that, "Jackals are opportunistic predators, feeding on small to medium-sized animals. They weigh up to 14 kg and can grow to 85 cm in length. While they are not normally dangerous, they are still known to attack humans."
Although this answer seems to describe that jackals aren't that dangerous, you can take it with a grain of salt, considering that it comes from a news article titled, "The animals that inflict the most excruciating and gruesome deaths" so you take what you want to from it.
For another opinion on what to even classify a Jackal as I searched Urban Dictionary which gave me these 5 definitions:
1. An unathletic, freeloading valueless student at the University of Chicago, distinguished by their pretentiousness, self-entitlement, and general air of douchebaggery.
A slightly migratory species, jackals inhabit the library during finals week, the dining hall during feeding times, and hibernate in their dorms in between. Unlike their territorial namesake, jackals are completely oblivious of others. They create large messes and romp about at all hours of the night, showing utter disregard towards athletes and people with worthwhile goals.
2. A devious or mischievous person; someone who wishes ill-fate upon another.
3. Unsavory people who won't hesitate to rob or kill you for your paper. Usually come out at night.
4. A pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vulnerable victim, having taken what they want, the next Jackal in the pack moves in. Generally poor at conversation, jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. They show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. Jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanizing skills, and their general performance in relationships is piss poor! Subtlety and integrity are not weapons in the jackals hunting armor. Fashion is not a jackals strong-point, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to both about such things?
5. A guy who pretends to be your girlfriends guy friend but he is just waiting for a chance to steal her. He will cause arguments between you two and then say you are a jerk for being mad abut her having friends...then the scumbag will always be there listening to her complain about you. And when you both break up he moves in on your girl.
Now that you have all the information, it is your choice to decide.
What am I?
Who am I?
Am I the jackal who is harmless unless threatened and there's only a small chance of getting attacked?
Or am I a more dangerous mysterious animal that lurks in the dark, picking on anything that comes close, taking advantage of the the more vulnerable around them?
Or am I a douchebag from a University that has absolutely no respect for anyone or anything only caring about themselves?
Who am I?
You decide.
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