letters to people I work with
Letters to people I work with (part 3)
Dear Weston,
Listen dude, you need to cut it back on the cologne, I shouldn't feel like I'm choking if I stand even 3 feet away from you. Please use less. I don't think all your excuses of being sick or injured are real, maybe that makes me a jerk, but it's just not all possible. And your story of jumping out of the way to avoid your dog is lame.
Dear Javier,
I don't understand how you can be so much of a complete idiot. How in the world, you lost probably about $500 to $800 dollars. That makes me sick to my stomach, I just don't get how you can make that much of a mistake, like an idiot! I kinda wish you had already quit months ago. I know you've literally been testing me every single time you work with me, and I'm sick of it.
Dear Keenan,
you are a very difficult individual to work with. I don't really hold you responsible, I know you're trying your best, but it really is difficult when there are certain things I just can't have you do. I still can't believe you didn't know how to spell the word "North".
Dear Mason,
You're a pretty cool dude, I think you could turn out to be a great team member. Also it's disgusting that I wouldn't even have to pay you to eat your favorite candy off the floor.
Dear Walker
Every time I work with you I feel like I'm repeating myself the whole shift. Cause you ask me the same questions that I've answered a million times already. You're just not learning, or not remembering. In order to work, as the best version possible, you need to be able to remember all the things that you have learned, and not be reminded every shift.
Dear Janae,
You're really cool, even though I feel like I get such a strange vibes from you. I don't really know how to feel about it at this point. You are part of the good team, even though you basically attempt to get all your shifts covered.
Dear Ryan,
I think you have lots of potential and I think you could really make a good shift lead, you just need to be more confident and learn how to count. If you could do those things, I think you could run shifts just fine.
Dear Matt,
You frustrate me. You over-portion like crazy, and every time I continue to tell you that it's too much, it doesn't stop you from doing it again on the next pizza, it's a problem. I know I can't really snap at you because I understand you've got issues, and I should be more patient. I think it's funny that you're the only one who ever calls me "Meg" which is both endearing and different.
Dear Amanda,
I don't know what it is about you, but you make me angry. I don't want to have to work with you, or train you. When I see you on the schedule I dread working with only you and me. You don't know anything and you need to learn fast. What is your thing with only using one hand on the line? You need to use both hands to be efficient and fast. Honestly at this point I kinda wish we hadn't hired you.
Dear Karina,
You are amazing, and definitely make work better. I still consider you part of my Dream Team, and at this point nothing would change that. You are dedicated, and smart, and funny. Thank you for always having "talking time" with me, being real and honest. There's not enough honest people in life, I just appreciate the fact that I got to meet you. Thanks for making Fridays so much better. I'm sorry about all the drama you've had with people and relationships over the last little bit, but I truly just want the best for you in life.
Dear Deja.
You are seriously one of the best bosses in the world. You truly care. You care about me, and the dream team, and how the store is doing, and overall wanting to be better. I didn't see the store before you came to it, but from what I've heard from everyone is that you've made it 10 times better. The loyalty you have gained from the team is immeasurable. Literally some of these people would do anything for you. We can tell that you care about us, and because you do care, we would do anything for you. You genuinely care about how people's lives are, and what they are doing, and wishing the best for them. And I love that for you. If you ever leave the store, it simply won't be the same.
Dear Aly,
You infuriate me. You are a piece of crap. I haven't liked you the entire time I've known about you. You do crappy closes and crappy opens, basically you are a horrible worker. Excuse me, I said worker, but honestly you don't even work, you sit in the back by the computer, on your phone, messing around, or vaping. You screw over labor, sales, and you milk the clock. And all you ever give anyone is excuses. Nothing is ever your fault, you turn the blame onto everyone else, except for yourself. You talk too much about things nobody wants to hear, and don't know how to do this job. I hate you, and ultimately you're only sticking around for the scholarship book program even though you aren't working enough hours to get it. If I had to pick between working an open to close, or letting you close, I would work it all.
Dear Alyssa,
You are so frustrating to try and work with. You don't understand social cues and it makes lots of people uncomfortable. You talk too much, and at this point, you can't be on the line, cause you'll harass the customers, over-portion, and make people uncomfortable. P.S. giving me the death glare, when I decide to send you home early, isn't gonna change my choice, or opinion of you.
Dear Elise,
I haven't really worked with you enough to form that much of an opinion on you, other than two things: you are kinda obnoxious, and you like Aly WAY too much.
Dear Aspen,
Aspen, Aspen, Aspen, at this point, I don't know how to express this. Thank you for being one of the good ones. Thank you for making Fridays better than they could've been with anyone else. I know at this point hearing the term "Dream Team" gives you flashbacks to horrible times but it only makes me smile. Thanks for first of all being competent enough to do your job, but also better than just the norm. I appreciated you telling me about your life, even though I know some of the questions I ask are way too stupid and personal. It means a lot to me that you would talk and share things about yourself with me, even though I'm not the best at returning the favor. You are smart and capable even with the ringing in your ears. Sorry I would mumble and make it hard for you to hear.
Dear KJ,
Stop your white fuck boy attitude. Stop mumbling under your breath and maybe work for once in your life. We all know that you just flirt with Aly to get stuff. Just quit already.
P.S. At Home Depot you still have to wear an apron.
Dear Aubree,
You are one of the good ones, I'll leave it at that.
Dear Chloe,
I don't get how you can be late every single time! Like that's your calling card for sure. We know that Chloe will be late, and not to panic cause she'll eventually show up.
Dear Sage,
You're kind of clueless, I don't think you really even know what's going on. You look confused every time you work, and constantly ask me basic questions that you should already know. Wise up.
Dear Aalyiah,
You have stepped up, I wasn't sure at first, but you can take control, and honestly when you work with Aly I think you need to step up more, and take control of the shift. I know that you don't feel confident enough to, but you need to, or else she's going to continue to run you over without a second thought.
Dear Chauntay,
At this moment, I don't think this job is for you. Out of all 6 shifts you've been scheduled you've only shown up for 2 of them, with no even attempt to get them covered. That is a problem. And I know you're pregnant and have had a lot in life recently, but at this time I don't think you working is the best.
Dear Coleman,
Do you even really work here?
Dear Weston,
Listen dude, you need to cut it back on the cologne, I shouldn't feel like I'm choking if I stand even 3 feet away from you. Please use less. I don't think all your excuses of being sick or injured are real, maybe that makes me a jerk, but it's just not all possible. And your story of jumping out of the way to avoid your dog is lame.
Dear Javier,
I don't understand how you can be so much of a complete idiot. How in the world, you lost probably about $500 to $800 dollars. That makes me sick to my stomach, I just don't get how you can make that much of a mistake, like an idiot! I kinda wish you had already quit months ago. I know you've literally been testing me every single time you work with me, and I'm sick of it.
Dear Keenan,
you are a very difficult individual to work with. I don't really hold you responsible, I know you're trying your best, but it really is difficult when there are certain things I just can't have you do. I still can't believe you didn't know how to spell the word "North".
Dear Mason,
You're a pretty cool dude, I think you could turn out to be a great team member. Also it's disgusting that I wouldn't even have to pay you to eat your favorite candy off the floor.
Dear Walker
Every time I work with you I feel like I'm repeating myself the whole shift. Cause you ask me the same questions that I've answered a million times already. You're just not learning, or not remembering. In order to work, as the best version possible, you need to be able to remember all the things that you have learned, and not be reminded every shift.
Dear Janae,
You're really cool, even though I feel like I get such a strange vibes from you. I don't really know how to feel about it at this point. You are part of the good team, even though you basically attempt to get all your shifts covered.
Dear Ryan,
I think you have lots of potential and I think you could really make a good shift lead, you just need to be more confident and learn how to count. If you could do those things, I think you could run shifts just fine.
Dear Matt,
You frustrate me. You over-portion like crazy, and every time I continue to tell you that it's too much, it doesn't stop you from doing it again on the next pizza, it's a problem. I know I can't really snap at you because I understand you've got issues, and I should be more patient. I think it's funny that you're the only one who ever calls me "Meg" which is both endearing and different.
Dear Amanda,
I don't know what it is about you, but you make me angry. I don't want to have to work with you, or train you. When I see you on the schedule I dread working with only you and me. You don't know anything and you need to learn fast. What is your thing with only using one hand on the line? You need to use both hands to be efficient and fast. Honestly at this point I kinda wish we hadn't hired you.
Dear Karina,
You are amazing, and definitely make work better. I still consider you part of my Dream Team, and at this point nothing would change that. You are dedicated, and smart, and funny. Thank you for always having "talking time" with me, being real and honest. There's not enough honest people in life, I just appreciate the fact that I got to meet you. Thanks for making Fridays so much better. I'm sorry about all the drama you've had with people and relationships over the last little bit, but I truly just want the best for you in life.
Dear Deja.
You are seriously one of the best bosses in the world. You truly care. You care about me, and the dream team, and how the store is doing, and overall wanting to be better. I didn't see the store before you came to it, but from what I've heard from everyone is that you've made it 10 times better. The loyalty you have gained from the team is immeasurable. Literally some of these people would do anything for you. We can tell that you care about us, and because you do care, we would do anything for you. You genuinely care about how people's lives are, and what they are doing, and wishing the best for them. And I love that for you. If you ever leave the store, it simply won't be the same.
Dear Aly,
You infuriate me. You are a piece of crap. I haven't liked you the entire time I've known about you. You do crappy closes and crappy opens, basically you are a horrible worker. Excuse me, I said worker, but honestly you don't even work, you sit in the back by the computer, on your phone, messing around, or vaping. You screw over labor, sales, and you milk the clock. And all you ever give anyone is excuses. Nothing is ever your fault, you turn the blame onto everyone else, except for yourself. You talk too much about things nobody wants to hear, and don't know how to do this job. I hate you, and ultimately you're only sticking around for the scholarship book program even though you aren't working enough hours to get it. If I had to pick between working an open to close, or letting you close, I would work it all.
Dear Alyssa,
You are so frustrating to try and work with. You don't understand social cues and it makes lots of people uncomfortable. You talk too much, and at this point, you can't be on the line, cause you'll harass the customers, over-portion, and make people uncomfortable. P.S. giving me the death glare, when I decide to send you home early, isn't gonna change my choice, or opinion of you.
Dear Elise,
I haven't really worked with you enough to form that much of an opinion on you, other than two things: you are kinda obnoxious, and you like Aly WAY too much.
Dear Aspen,
Aspen, Aspen, Aspen, at this point, I don't know how to express this. Thank you for being one of the good ones. Thank you for making Fridays better than they could've been with anyone else. I know at this point hearing the term "Dream Team" gives you flashbacks to horrible times but it only makes me smile. Thanks for first of all being competent enough to do your job, but also better than just the norm. I appreciated you telling me about your life, even though I know some of the questions I ask are way too stupid and personal. It means a lot to me that you would talk and share things about yourself with me, even though I'm not the best at returning the favor. You are smart and capable even with the ringing in your ears. Sorry I would mumble and make it hard for you to hear.
Dear KJ,
Stop your white fuck boy attitude. Stop mumbling under your breath and maybe work for once in your life. We all know that you just flirt with Aly to get stuff. Just quit already.
P.S. At Home Depot you still have to wear an apron.
Dear Aubree,
You are one of the good ones, I'll leave it at that.
Dear Chloe,
I don't get how you can be late every single time! Like that's your calling card for sure. We know that Chloe will be late, and not to panic cause she'll eventually show up.
Dear Sage,
You're kind of clueless, I don't think you really even know what's going on. You look confused every time you work, and constantly ask me basic questions that you should already know. Wise up.
Dear Aalyiah,
You have stepped up, I wasn't sure at first, but you can take control, and honestly when you work with Aly I think you need to step up more, and take control of the shift. I know that you don't feel confident enough to, but you need to, or else she's going to continue to run you over without a second thought.
Dear Chauntay,
At this moment, I don't think this job is for you. Out of all 6 shifts you've been scheduled you've only shown up for 2 of them, with no even attempt to get them covered. That is a problem. And I know you're pregnant and have had a lot in life recently, but at this time I don't think you working is the best.
Dear Coleman,
Do you even really work here?
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